Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019

Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.

“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”

by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

muffin house

A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins

I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.

by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017

muffin titty

Muffin titty is when a girl puts on a bra that is so tight her tits squeeze out of the top.

Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.

by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017

muffin toppin

It's like guys tea bagging if you know what I meant. but... girl does it! Called "Muffin Toppin"

Elizabeth: playing game vs guys she's wins the game she went over to Michael she "muffins toppin" over him.

Michael: Noo! You just "muffin toppin" me!?

Elizabeth: Yes! I did! "Muffin Toppin" you loser.

by anonymous_Wolfe March 25, 2023

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024