David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
by 420Bridget October 08, 2021
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A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
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Gigantic cock, knows how to use it, always knows how to pleasure the gal dem xx
by Clak June 15, 2022
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A trucker who once killed a 300 lb woof
by Montombo January 09, 2018
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Has a large penis and is very kind to everyone
by Joeseph_stalin68+1 January 27, 2021
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david? oh that guy, he’s just a chill guy.
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Listens to K-pop 24/7, K-pop idol simp and looks like a sunflower 🌻
Who is that guy?

Oh that must be a david, he’s listening to Kpop at a Taylor Swift concert.
by k!w! May 05, 2022
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