Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.

"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."

by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020

Littel fucker

As if to lose in something and say hey you littel fucker

hey you littel fucker

by Assant July 31, 2022

vigorous fucker

obviously a person who fucks really hard and vigorously (what else did you expect?)

Person 1: "Kaleb is a vigorous fucker"

by Agent Moxxie August 26, 2021

Nippon Fucker

When you bring a tub of Nippon white paint into the bedroom and you use it as an artificial cum.

Dude! I'm going to be a Nippon Fucker and I'm going make the bedsheet white again!

by NipponFucker January 4, 2022

gif fucker

to overuse semi-related gifs in place of a worded response to an annoying or unnecessary amount

sarah: i just got an amber alert for a missing 4 year old!
jason: minions alert.gif
sarah: can you be serious for a second?
jason: first gif when searching “serious”
thomas: shut up jason
jason: dancing gif
ruby: there’s always that one gif fucker on discord servers

by chri-bot July 4, 2025

sister fucker

Someone who is extremely based.

"Man, that guy is so cool. He has got to be a sister fucker."

by treehugger_ September 21, 2025

Liru fucker (real)

The one and only liru fucker (real) yeah thats right hes the greatest guy alive you could ever meet

Akame (real) (gab) wow lmao look its liru ficker hes so bad xdxd

liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies

by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021