Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 11, 2012

tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

by TootyFruities September 22, 2016

Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch

When you use one arm to punch at the sky and another arm to punch at the ground.

I better show these kids how to Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch because they're beginners.

by Mole March 06, 2005

crotch punch high note

when somebody punches somones crotch repeaditively until they cannot talk in a low voice anymore

man jerry just crotch punch high noted me so i gave him one

by crotch punch high note May 19, 2009

National punch Nick in the face day

December 6th is the one day when you can punch Nick Scat in the face

"oh man it's NATIONAL punch Nick in the face day. You know what that means"

"shit bro'

by ihateavocado December 06, 2019

Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

by TurdShark January 03, 2020

Tongue punch you in the juice box

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.

I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute

by Shr00tMeN0w February 11, 2019