It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
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I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.
"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."
by 3a1l5 August 01, 2022
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MOMMY I'M EMO

MOMMY I'M EMO means mother I have turned emo you can't do anything
MOMMY I'M EMO and my bestselling Hair dyewill help me
by Moxxie_origanal April 22, 2023
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I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
by Father Derek March 12, 2022
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You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.
I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!
by wolfnoworries January 06, 2024
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I'm cookes

When you mean to type "I'm cooked" on the Roblox chat but you accidentally hit "s" intead of "d" cuz they're next to eachother.
Person 1: *gets mona lisa in shrimp game*
Person 1: I'm cookes
Person 2: Whaaat...
Person 2: Um, chile... anyways so-
Person 1: cooked*
Person 2: ohok
by DogeBlox4567 February 08, 2025
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I'm A Ducky

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by jefffy by February 25, 2021
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