ninja

1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).

Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)

2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.

3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.

syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy

1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.

2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!

3. Steve is my true ninja.

by Ramuzei July 23, 2010

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma

dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja

by redickulos May 15, 2011

Midnight Ninja

a fun game played with a group of freinds. you dress up like ningas and atack with a red marker. you have diferent teams and when you kill someone its called a Ninja Kill. this game is also called ninja kill

dude i totaly want to play midnight ninja
sweet, ill get the markers

by coolguynickawsome May 25, 2011

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.

Here come the vowel ninjas.

by Ernie McFarles November 9, 2010

ninja

ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected

Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.

by twindragon November 12, 2010

Ninja

Someone who breaks into houses in the ghetto.

Darn, who robbed ya'll? A ninja!

by ThePhonies May 8, 2010