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Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched
by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024
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Blue lighting

Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!
Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Big Light Energy

When a person enters a room and/or conversation unannounced and making it awkward.
"Boy A gives big light energy the way he interrupts our conversations."
by Onreek February 11, 2024
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angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.
I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.
by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024
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Green light

Green light can be used when you drain a shot in basketball.
Ay pass, shoots* GREEN LIGHT FELLA GIVE ME CHANGE
by David bartholemew jackson III February 19, 2024
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the lights are too bright

used when a sports person at an elite level is intimidated by the situation (finals, quarterfinals, semifinals, etc.) and hence puts in a bad performance, a disasterclass.

this sportsperson usually looks like the real deal at stages of the competition when the expectation to perform isn’t as strong, like the first few weeks of the league season

can also be used to describe the most elite levels in sports (Champions League knockout stages, World Cup, Qualifying for any Grand Prix, etc)
- “0 goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes and went of with an injury. I’m afraid the lights are too bright for Kevin de Bruyne
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by bestintheworldatwhatido March 17, 2024
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