Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023
Get the haggard old ladymug. by Unknown bone March 25, 2023
Get the lady gregmug. by augbfvjgefuvbefvgiurvbu3rvu3jr December 19, 2022
Get the lady gagamug. Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.
"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"
"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
by graham crack March 23, 2014
Get the Lady Mayomug. by Fokin Randy May 23, 2023
Get the big ol fat ladymug. I want them carnally
by shitandpissworldtour March 22, 2024
Get the barenaked ladiesmug. The old woman that lives nearby that isn't quite sane. Usually says things that sound wise and ridiculous at the same time.
by notjackstein August 6, 2021
Get the Village crazy ladymug.