They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”
Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”
Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”
Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
Get the Jacob Allenmug. A Jacob Dust up is when a male from Kent decides to embrace themselves as a homosexual and rather enjoy it.
by Alfred Dunnam March 4, 2024
Get the A Jacob Dust upmug. Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.
Jacob is fine.
by xtine93 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.
Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
by Jakdib April 20, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023
Get the Jacobermug. by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019
Get the Jacob A. Kmug.