car

it goes vroom

my car is a car

by jimmy_mom:D April 7, 2022

Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when they try to pronounce "Karbiner" when refering to a series of German bolt action rifles.

"Hey guys today we'll be taking a look at a Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024

Car Dysmorphia

Against your cars will you identify your vehicle as something that it is not.

i.e - you believe and infinity coupe is a Nissan skyline and switch badges to further aid in your belief that car is something that it is not thereby one experiences car dysmorphia

by Charaletta April 18, 2024

Car

Step 1. Go outside

Step 2. Go on the road

Step 3. Look towards the oncoming sound

Step 4. Go back to step 1 and think what you have just done

Oh look its a car. I’m going to go in front of it. Oh also on step 4 try to go to step 1 if you didn’t get run over.

by The C4sual February 27, 2022

car

It is an awesome thing before the 80s.

A car is awesome.

by gmer January 22, 2021

car

Synonymous to cat

A: Awwww looks at this cute car!
B: You mean cat?

by I_own_multiple_snakes November 9, 2023