The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
Get the jellyfish clubmug. Club Mate is not that supporting pal that helps you out, whenever you party to hard. It‘s more like your life-saving elixir. If you are young, knackered and living in a bigger town like Berlin this is your go-to drink for EVERY occasion. You take your little bottle literally everywhere. To the park, the museum and even to family reunions. Everybody loves Mate. Everybody needs it.
by ale.ginger May 18, 2023
Get the Club Matemug. by The Totally Real Alexander Ham August 14, 2023
Get the Gacha Clubmug. 
When in an airplane while grounded, 2 individuals have sex in the bathroom on the plane. The male ejaculates into the female while grounded, when the plane becomes airborne the semen continues to climb into the vagina cavity of his partner.
Steve wanted to become a member of the mile high club but could not contain himself with the young flight attendant. They had sex in the bathroom on a delay in Denver. Once the plane took off and her stomach felt awkward Stephani realized she was a member of the mile low club.
by Nipple Knockers May 13, 2022
Get the Mile Low Clubmug. Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022
Get the Club Penguinmug. The Gay Porn Club is an official Twitter for The Gay Porn GC. The Gay Porn Club is owned by a group of friends. The group of friends who own GPC are very offensive, if you are triggered very easily then I advise not to go. They really don't like people who bitch about how they're offensive, it's a waste of their and your time. Follow @Gay Porn Club (GPC) for more information about the friends. They are honestly awesome people and don't really deserve any hate.
"Rt if you wish you were cool enough to be in the Gay Porn Club (GPC)"
"Rt if you want to be in the Gay Porn Club (GPC)"
"Rt if you want to be in the Gay Porn Club (GPC)"
by GioJooskeh July 27, 2016
Get the Gay Porn Club (GPC)mug.