A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can
Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.
by ObeyYourHeart February 03, 2010
An empty soda can designed for you to piss in for uninterrupted gaming. If it's wide enough. you may be able to fit a few dukes in there too.
by comicsansessay39 June 21, 2023
Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen
by T.T.R October 23, 2020
“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
by TC&YAS May 10, 2022
a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.
by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022
We all have our can of soup about polotics
by Plasticpanda June 07, 2013
by KLYDEFOAM January 14, 2019