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Pork Sandwich

The act of combining two people's (of opposite sex) genitalia; the male being the pork (Penis) and the female being the two slices of bread (Labia), to make a sometimes but not always, amazing sandwich.
George: Hey bro, did you see that shone kitten I brought back to the Slam Castle last night?

Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!

George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.

Eric: Nice..
by nitegames3 November 24, 2011
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like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich
Lucas jumped in that pussy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
by DanTheMAn_5643 November 11, 2010
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chicken salad sandwich

shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread

...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!

Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
by laxrugby15 June 29, 2008
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When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by N331 May 28, 2008
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When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by IanE May 30, 2008
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I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
by alan.s January 4, 2008
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yer da sells sandwiches

Similar to: yer da sells avon

Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.
Oi ya eejit, yer da sells sandwiches
by arrow2001 June 26, 2021
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