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Wow! Act happy... Even if you're not... Because THEN... You won't murder all the Jews...
Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
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happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017
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green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.
As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.
by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022
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Seasonal Happiness

The joy you feel when the weather matches your experience of that season from the years before. From a European perspective that would mean flowers in spring, warm weather in summer, falling leaves in autumn and snow in winter.
I feel so much seasonal happiness when I look out the window in december and see it´s actually snowing.
by thierna November 29, 2023
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Happiness

Mason joy adams is literally happiness
"did you hear danie loves to be with happiness" "yea they're so cute together
by random ass fuckin nigga August 3, 2022
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happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin
Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!
by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025
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