GOAT

Someone who is the Greatest of All Time at something, typically a person with the name Elijah; reason being is Elijah is considered to be of the utmost alpha name.

Elijah just dunked on three people, he def the GOAT!

Oh my gosh Elijah is the GOAT, I would totally marry him!

GOAT by Hajile Rebaj May 25, 2021

Goat

Greatest of all time

Tauqir is the goat

Goat by tauqirisdepressed May 28, 2021

Goat Hair 

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

Goat Hair by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Goat

Goat is

wow it’s a goat

Goat by rtatatatatatta June 2, 2021

Gatsby 

A really good friend and a nerd

me(Abby): hey did you wish Gatsby a happy birthday?

person: no (like the lameass fuckin twerp they are)

Gatsby by Abby <3 June 6, 2021

Goat feather 

To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.

I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.

Goat feather by Goat feather June 22, 2021

goalsaver 

The act of making a person cry to the point of heaving to upkeep moral for other members of the group in order for them to laugh hysterically at them. The formalise for this is for everyone to create scenarios for them in jest and real life that will convince them it’s ruined but show their true character to goodness. It’s pure evil.

“I’m sorry John but everyone touched your little special friend. No no mate it’s pure evil.”

*John still wiping tears but suddenly happy again*

“That was so funny. ”

“Yeah it’s a GoalSaver.”

goalsaver by Thefuckinglotterymate June 29, 2021