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Swamp Donkey

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
by Emtff99 August 2, 2021
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

donkey

by thomasdatankengine January 12, 2021
mugGet the donkeymug.

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
mugGet the You're the Donkey to my Shrekmug.

Swamp Donkey

A cum dumpster. Usually disgusting. Was previously hot before she became a huge slut that wears WAY TOO MUCH make up.
She was cute until she turned into a swamp donkey.
by TeddyW September 15, 2010
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

donkey

you're an absolute donkey
by fbghehhbg March 31, 2022
mugGet the donkeymug.

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."
by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021
mugGet the coffee donkeymug.

Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.
Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!
by BEV April 20, 2017
mugGet the Floor Donkeymug.

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