David

a man who will yell at you in valorant

"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"

by pogermanpog November 28, 2021

David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020

david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.

"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"

by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017

David

A bitch

David is a bitch

by Ilizabeth June 24, 2024

Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home

Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day

by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022

David

David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.

"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"

by Threecheers June 6, 2021

David

David is gay.

Hey did you see David today?

by anonymous November 21, 2021