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DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.
Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!
by nethiq February 6, 2019
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David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020
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David

David is a faggot
by Goodgiy4321 August 12, 2024
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David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
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David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
by Botwin March 2, 2023
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David

David a most kindness loving person he is the most caring person I met he’s so loving a great dad a great partner he’s funny he always makes me laugh he’s always gives with out knowing he’s giving my respect for him is unreal I love him so much words can’t explain he’s the most amazing person you could ever meet meeting him will change u life
David the most loveable person you could meet
by ☀️ February 28, 2022
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David Mcollin

is an extraordinary soul, a beacon of light that illuminates every corner of my life. His smile can instantly brighten my mood. He possesses an unwavering sense of compassion that knows no limits. His intelligence is captivating. His warmth and genuine care makes me feel safe and cherished, knowing that I have a partner who truly understands and supports me.

His sense of humor is infectious, bringing laughter and joy to every moment I spend talking to him. He is not afraid to be vulnerable, which allows me to see his authentic self and in turn, encourages me to be my truest self as well. With him, I feel like I can conquer anything that comes my way.

His love for me is evident in every gesture, big or small, he constantly strives to make me feel loved, appreciated, and valued. His ability to listen, understand, and empathize is unparalleled, making me feel truly seen and heard in his presence. He brings out the best in me, encouraging me

In his embrace, I find solace and comfort, knowing that I have found a true partner and friend for life. He is not just amazing, but also one-of-a-kind, and i feel incredibly blessed to have him by my side, My love for him knows no bounds, for he truly is a remarkable and exceptional person who fills my heart with joy and gratitude every single day.

I love you David!! Happy birthday
“David Mcollin is the best man I know and I will always love him” - Bianca Ferguson
by BBFERG6 August 1, 2023
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