nerd cake

A lie

as defined by the game portal

The nerd was offered cake but knew that the cake was a lie...

the only cake that nerd know is nerd cake and nerd cake is the ultimate lie

by SighDuck December 11, 2010

cake plate

A bastardized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). This word started as a colloquialism in Las Vegas Nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. It is used in often in the service industry.

placates concession pacify appease women

Example: (Two male bartenders talking about a female cocktail waitress)
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving

placates concession pacify appease women

by Dirty Mike LV December 20, 2011

Maple Cake

Las Jami + 1's record label. It promotes super-indie acts such as Key Lime Pie, Yemmi's Band, Andrea & Her Fat Friends, and Operation Project Theory.

We heard your single, "Insanity" and we think you'd be a great addition to the Maple Cake family.

by Jesska March 24, 2004

Cake Fraud

When you claim you have made a cake yourself but really have just bought it from a shop.

That women commited Cake Fraud, that is blatently a marks and spencer special.

by CulinaryComedian August 12, 2008

Layer Cake

When you shit and you think you're done so you go and wipe only to find out you still have to shit more. So you wipe again and that first wipe becomes the first layer in your bathroom layer cake.

Do you ever take a dump and it's one of those layer cakes? That's what I'm experiencing right now.

by FrequentShitter February 15, 2017

crusty cake

1. The skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.

2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.

Eg. Oh man, I left the biggest crusty cake in the teachers private bathroom yesterday.

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

baking the cake

Enjoying all of the nice, sweet, cuddly parts of being together without getting physical. The icing is the physical part.

Connie: Did you get any last night?
Tabitha: No, we just enjoyed baking the cake; but tonight, there will be icing! Yayus!

by Greg's Girl February 27, 2009