sugarless gummy bear

The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.

Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.

How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea

by b*tchbetterhavemahmoney March 10, 2016

Tehidy Bear Picnic

Where a group of men and women meet in the woods to partake in sexual acts with food. In particular, communally jizzing into a French stick then inserting it into each other's anal cavities.

The group headed down to the Tehidy Bear Picnic, making sure they stopped to restock their supplies of French stick at the local corner shop on the way

by Doggin_Is_Life February 22, 2019

bear face mask

the worst item that the roblox catalog has ever seen. everybody that wears it deserves to get punished for it and they deserve no rights. they ruin their avatar with this disgusting mask and it should get permanently deleted and people that bought it should be paying a million robux because its just so ugly and they have sinned.

look how ugly that dude is! he wears a bear face mask!

by tiktokisfuckedupandshouldbegon November 25, 2020

The Gummy Bear Song

A unique song that's loved by many children around the world but HATED by adults around the world too! It was released in stores on November 13th, 2007 and is considered to be the most legendary album to be ever made. It is also part of our many childhoods.

The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!

by Ytp_Spingebinge October 5, 2020

Bear Holding a Shark

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.

The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!

by Schooldick September 21, 2017

Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017