Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 04, 2024
Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.
by Victor Medvil May 16, 2022
A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.
Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020
I shoved a refrigerator up my ass
by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024
When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 11, 2022