Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

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The big apple

its called the big apple(new york) because they produce sum big ass apples. OwO

Bob:Hey,Jim have you gone to the big apple, in new york?
Jim:No, bob why would I?

Bob:Cuz Jim they got some big ass apples!

by The big ass fucking apple September 18, 2018

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Apple

The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better

Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit

by Y gghjfryhvfjh October 30, 2020

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apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

by cat prints September 11, 2016

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Apple Charger

The most expensive and useless piece of shit this world can offer

Dude, buy an apple charger that is sold separately from the phone!

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

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THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025

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