by funkslayer August 03, 2022
A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues
Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.
Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.
by Rduncan April 10, 2018
I hate you Christian Lowe
by Tea_gossip October 30, 2019
by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021
This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 11, 2022
christian h is a man who will hurt you he will be your first love and love bomb you. he will then get with your best friend in front of you. as well as get with the girl he always told you not to worry about but still do this day 6 months after we have broken up he will tell your bestfriend that he did love you and always will
by rantrant1234 May 05, 2024