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Christian

A hot fuckking god with a large penis. Loves 69. Who could ask for more? He is always funny and nice. One of the smartest in the class. He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you. Christian is a very sporty guy.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
Christian is defined as a God, Girls bestfriend and a Legend
by i have a Crush on Christian December 12, 2016
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Mount Carmel Christian

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.
Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.
by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022
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Christian Victim Blaming

The use of Christan principles, scriptures and logic to shift responsibility from an abuser onto the victim if they react less than a perfect victim resulting in Victim Blaming.
Christian victim blaming: According to Christan Victim Blaming the rape victim is the bad person because she did not forgive the rapist and tried to get revenge. But the rapist can become a Christian and go to heaven.
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Christian

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.
"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"
by CasDavFri April 6, 2024
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Wild Christian

A Christian who is more comfortable communing with their faith in non traditional and often private settings; a shared Christian philosophy with the common root of John Eldredge's 2001 book 'Wild at Heart' .
Wild Christians connect more with their faith 'in the wild' than inside the walls of a church.
by RLFmagnanimous January 28, 2023
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Christian

Damn look at Christian he sexy
by Blooooop1234567729277 June 2, 2017
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Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is Christian Spriogiannis you are by far the biggest party animal alive.
Yolo where’s Christian Spirogiannis? He’s at the party of course.
by Big lord October 14, 2019
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