The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
Get the Ninja noncemug. Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.
by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024
Get the Ball Ninjamug. 1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
Get the ninjamug. TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!
DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
by woofulz April 1, 2008
Get the ninja readmug. A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.
by True Man the third February 26, 2023
Get the Radical Pelican Ninjamug. The kind of nipple a woman can have where its very pale and blends well with the skin or for a nipple that is almost hidden.
by Not_Blaze_TBG January 20, 2020
Get the Ninja Nipsmug. When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.
by Vaddagw September 26, 2020
Get the Ninja Smokemug.