bowling

What you tell your girlfriend's parents when they ask where you are going on a date, when you are actually going back to your place.

Ooooo girl, how was your "bowling" date last night? Did he get a strike😉

by liberal bitch January 22, 2016

Bowl

An item of clothing.

Person 1: What you wearing?

Person 2: a BOWL

by lunuasmango November 27, 2021

Dust Bowl

When a running back scores 3 consecutive times over 45 yards.

Yo, Kareem nailed a Dust Bowl on the Browns last Sunday night.

by Nflnerd November 14, 2018

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Bowling Ball

A heavy ball with 3 small finger sized holes in it that is used to knock over pins with. it is commonly found at bowling alleys.

what, did you expect something else?

The Bowling Ball knocked over 4 pins.

by 💙Doggo💙 April 13, 2022

ramen bowl generation

The generation of those who grew up eating nothing but cheap ramen noodles as children because their parents did not care what they ate. As adults they believe tax payers should continue to provide them with the MSG-laden sustenance that they require for survival. Can be found at Anti-Trump rallies holding up their empty ramen bowls, whining.

Person 1: Hey why are all those Trump protesters holding up ramen bowls?
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.

by bushmeatburrito February 20, 2017

Bowling in Tijuana

1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.

Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.

I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.

by jnkdmfresh December 30, 2013