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Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,
When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!
by King of Memes! May 26, 2025
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Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.
by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021
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Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.
Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.
by Field Armorer July 28, 2023
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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Rusty Fridge

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.
Brett went ice dipping and then gave Megan anal, giving her a rusty fridge.
by Jessdigs January 4, 2025
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Rusty Clunkers

The large saggy breasts of an older woman
Hey guys, have you seen Moon lately? Those rusty clunkers are hanging pretty low these days
by Jyts August 3, 2021
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Rusty Gator

A rusty gator is when a guy fucks a girl on her period, then pulls out so the girl can the suck his cock which looks rusty because of the blood.
“Hey bro, my girlfriend gave me a rusty gator last night. When she was done it looked like she got punched in the mouth.”
by MJRC666 May 16, 2021
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