poop chute

A more friendly way of saying asshole
Ass=poop, hole=chute

What a poop chute.
Poop chute!

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006

love poop

When two people who love each other find themselves pooping excessively around the same time.

They were so in love they had love poops.

by guest25 June 26, 2017

Bizarro Pooping

It's when you put poop IN your butt

Tom: "Hey where'd all my shit go?"
Larry: "Meryl was bizarro pooping again!"
Tom: "Merrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyl!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I liked the poop so much, I bizarro pooped right back up dere!"

The toilet wouldn't flush after I pooped, so I had to bizarro poop it, so no one would know about my horrible problem!

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Poop leg

A condition that can develop when someone is either born without an anus, or has their anus removed, necessitating the retouting of their bowels to their legs, which slowly fill with the accumulating poop. When one leg is full, the second begins the process of accumulation. This results in massive, lumpy, fold-ridden legs.

Since Wanda lost her anus, she has had to re-learn how to walk with her massive poop legs.

by Fast Reggie June 15, 2013

poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

poop-tag

A new game of ever increasing popularity that is the direct result of the advent of camera phones. It involves taking a photo of your latest fecal creation and sending it to a friend (or enemy). The picture sent must be of your most recent bowel movement. There are no poop-tag-backs unless the reciever can produce a significantly more impressive sculpture of excrement. Extra style points are given if the reciever of the picture message is on a date, in a meeting, at church, etc.

Poop-tag!...You're it!

by Johnnybunch May 14, 2009

poop stress

When you really have to poop, but there is no restroom available. Often encountered when living with multiple people in a one bathroom home. May or may not be accompanied by prairie dogging.

"Where's Scott?"
"I think he's sick."
"Probably just a little poop stress."

by Dartos November 16, 2011