Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.

James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.

by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025

A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.

Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

Texas Sister Twister

Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.

Me and my sis played a game of Texas sister twister after the red river rivalry game.

by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025

Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.

“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”

by TexasToenail January 16, 2019

Texas Rodeo

When you’re about to finish in a girl, yell another girl’s name, and try to stay on her as long as possible while she’s pissed off.

“My girlfriend broke up with me when I started a Texas Rodeo.”

by fr4nzfr1es December 12, 2025

Texas hotbox

When one person burps into another's asshole

"damn, after I gave her that Texas hotbox she gotta feel like a fucking propane tank!"

by daddy_succ June 8, 2018