The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
Get the rusty parrotmug. A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017
Get the Rusty Bayonettemug. by Rigsey June 24, 2017
Get the the rusty boneyardmug. A form of pro-se litigation where the litigant, typically Russell Greer, files legal motions and responses that only further serve to fuck his case.
A form of humiliation kink where the litigant gets off by getting fucked by the legal system over stupid lawsuits they file
A form of humiliation kink where the litigant gets off by getting fucked by the legal system over stupid lawsuits they file
by anonymous February 11, 2024
Get the rusty greermug. shut the fuck up rusty crouth.
by The24Shiz April 21, 2009
Get the Rusty Crouthmug. by BeatleBabe007 November 19, 2024
Get the Rusty Tin Manmug. A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022
Get the Rusty Barnegatmug.