A Danillo Doneky is the highest order of the general donkey which refers to a person who is rare combination of arrogant and ignorant. When you see you a Danillo Donkey in the wild stay clear of them.
Last night some Danillo Donkeys showed up and the party turned into a shit show even the regular donkeys were turned off
by The Donkey Stopper September 22, 2016
Get the Danillo Donkeymug. Donkey: “Oh this is another one of those onions things isn’t it?”
Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
by A_Daubzyeeyee April 21, 2021
Get the Donkeymug. 
Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”
Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
by Emtff99 August 2, 2021
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
Get the donkey blastedmug. by chortles? June 7, 2018
Get the Succulent Donkeymug. So you're 69ing a chick and you're about to cum so you kick the back of her head with your feet and hold her head down while you cum
by Bigbuckels77 June 17, 2018
Get the donkey kickmug.