Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

cari scott

she’s amazing

i’ve been thinking about cari scott i think she is tge One for me

by WhatDoYouHaveToLose July 24, 2023

alarionne scottusi

andrea alvarez best friend arianne susi and ex-talking stage alarion scott literally combined

Person 1: bro I miss alarionne scottusi so much they keep ghosting me for weeks
Person 2: girl shut up

by andysucksas3dic4life August 16, 2023

alarionne scottusi

Andy’s best friend arianne and ex talking stage alarion’s name literally combined 🤦🏻 ♀️

Person 1: girl I miss alarionne scottusi so much they have been ghosting me for weeks 😔
Person 2: girl can u shut up

by andysucksas3dic4life August 16, 2023

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

Travis Scott

Travis Scott (born Jacques Berman Webster II on April 30, 1991) is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, and record producer. Emerging onto the music scene in the early 2010s, Scott is known for his distinctive sound that blends elements of hip-hop, trap, and psychedelic music. His breakthrough came with the 2013 mixtape "Owl Pharaoh" and was followed by successful albums like "Rodeo" (2015), "Astroworld" (2018), and "Utopia" (2023). Scott is also recognized for his high-energy performances, innovative music videos, and collaborations with other artists and brands. His work has had a significant impact on contemporary music and popular culture.

"Travis Scott’s album 'Astroworld' received widespread acclaim for its creative production and became a defining work of modern trap music."

by YkMatt August 21, 2024

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023