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Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
by Nick Brook May 1, 2025
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Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit
*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders
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what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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Mr. Spider

"I can't stop thinking about Mr. Spider"
by Skyler_Ski November 15, 2021
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