The act of combining two people's (of opposite sex) genitalia; the male being the pork (Penis) and the female being the two slices of bread (Labia), to make a sometimes but not always, amazing sandwich.
George: Hey bro, did you see that shone kitten I brought back to the Slam Castle last night?
Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!
George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.
Eric: Nice..
Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!
George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.
Eric: Nice..
by nitegames3 November 24, 2011
Get the Pork Sandwichmug. to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich
by DanTheMAn_5643 November 11, 2010
Get the like a hobo on a ham sandwichmug. shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread
...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!
Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!
Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
by laxrugby15 June 29, 2008
Get the chicken salad sandwichmug. When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by N331 May 28, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwichmug. Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by IanE May 30, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwichmug. by alan.s January 4, 2008
Get the I've met smarter sandwichesmug. An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
by Oldmanduster March 13, 2014
Get the One loaf shy of a sandwichmug.