When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and the paper is still clean or when you take a shit and the turd goes straight down to the toilet, that seems it disappeared, and you don't need to flush it.
One of the 2 conditions above is needed to make a Perfect, but if both conditions are met, it will count as a Double Perfect, aka Perfect Double-Tapered Shit
One of the 2 conditions above is needed to make a Perfect, but if both conditions are met, it will count as a Double Perfect, aka Perfect Double-Tapered Shit
Eg 1: Man, I've been eating so healthy lately that I'm just doing perfects on the toilet.
Eg 2: Dude, I just took a Perfect so fast that I even didn't hear it splashing. It went straight down the
Eg 2: Dude, I just took a Perfect so fast that I even didn't hear it splashing. It went straight down the
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by TheMansHereForReal October 19, 2020
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Get the Perfectermug. by Chhhh June 16, 2018
Get the Perfectmug. In some parts of Spain, a perfect happens when, right after wiping your ass, you look at the paper and it is completely clean. There's also the superperfect, which is putting the toilet paper on your forehead after wiping your ass but without looking at it first. This requires confidence.
Person 1: I did a perfect this morning, completely clean!!
Person 2: How lucky, I tried to do a superperfect but it came out wrong, it was disgusting.
Person 2: How lucky, I tried to do a superperfect but it came out wrong, it was disgusting.
by alizzz May 25, 2019
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