African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.

Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.

by brian 2 August 8, 2024

desert lip

cottonmouth.

i got 3rd degree desert lip from smoking to much herb

by og786598 October 14, 2011

drug lip

When a person has a bottom lip that moves apart from the top from doing too many drugs.

That donor has a drug lip she can’t donate.

by Trying2hard7 June 2, 2018

Lips of an Angel

An overplayed buttrock song by Hinder. Also the theme song for dudes who beat their wives and go to church.

Cummin fru-hum da whips of an annngulll!
The lips of an Angel.

by Autistic Anonymous June 16, 2025

lavender lips

The girl equivalent of blue balls

Girl: "omg I have some serious lavender lips"

by Purple pussy February 10, 2017

kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016

upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019