Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."
by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016

by incre@99 August 30, 2018
