ninja

a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay undercover for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. but know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations

Ay my boy Cracked like ninja at fortnite!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.

The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.

Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!

by N1mrod November 30, 2020

Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.

Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.

Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.

by Pickle Reeves May 3, 2023

ninja ops

When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.

Man, I had to do some Ninja Ops at Michelle's house last night just so I could get some.

by Ojete April 27, 2014