penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.

Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”

by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

Autumn long

a homewrecker who only eats dry cereal and fast food.

Wow! Look at that girl trying to Autumn Long your man!

by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020

long buzz

Long dick hair

I have a long buzz

by IHAVEALONGBUZZ February 23, 2023

long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013