Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.

”Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”

by geydhjs August 15, 2018

Jacob

A bloke who really likes the word 'fuck'

Jacob really likes the word fuck

by evilgoblins69 November 22, 2021

Jacob

Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.

Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me

Peter: That’s Jacob for you

by Sebastian Tanner February 11, 2020

jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019

Jacob

Short lanky British cracker

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half

by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019