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Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh
by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022
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Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.
Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!
by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025
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Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
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Jacob

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot
That's Jacob
by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025
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JACOB

JACOB is the best
by not_____Jacob October 29, 2019
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jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.
UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!
by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022
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