Operation hat trick fuzzy button

Blocking donations from ebegging bums

Sam and Jose got their donations blocked when Operation hat trick fuzzy button was engaged.

by Professor Dick Down September 15, 2021

High Hat

A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.

They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.

by Jamdef April 19, 2022

Wearing A Hat

Having a hat on your head.

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!

by Mixels April 26, 2023

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers

HATS CARLOS!!!

by Hats Carlos May 16, 2018

Slouch hat

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.

P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.

by Arbitrary Arbiter October 8, 2022

Give my hat to

To show a great deal of respect for.

There aren’t a lot of people I give my hat to, but he was a great worker and really helped me out a lot.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023