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French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
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French Kingdom Mapping

High rated mapping channel in Czechoslovakia. French Kingdom Mapping has almost 200 subs and is highly active on YouTube. Subscribe him now, and click on bell to get informed about the bestest mapping in Czechoslovakia.
Whole mapping comunity: French Kingdom Mapping is best!
by Anonymous8377271827 March 20, 2021
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french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!
Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!
by JD123454 December 10, 2010
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French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.
Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.
by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019
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French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.
Francois got a wicked French tent.
by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016
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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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French fromage booty

A nice butt on a woman, usually French.
"Damn, dude! That girls got some serious French fromage booty!"
by SDanger September 12, 2017
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