Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.

John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.

by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011

Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011

Bomb Fucker

a person who defuse a bomb or bomb like device by fucking it.

I can't believe the male bomb fucker went through an entire land mine field and he only set off 5 mines!

by ZIPADRER November 22, 2011

Ud fucker

The nickname given to United Dairy Farmers when a disgruntled person is forced to travel a long distance to the UDF to obtain what they need.

Horny Stud: "Damn it babe, it looks like I have make a run to UD Fucker"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"

by Ktgeorge September 16, 2011

Fence Fucker

Someone who consistently oversteps their bounds in an offensive manner. Such as taking the last beer when they didn't even buy it, using your car without asking, borrowing things without leaving any form of notification, pursuing ulterior motives with your significant other, secretly stealing your cigarettes or dip while you sleep or blatantly to your face, and similar actions.

Sven took the rest of the beer before we woke up! He didn't even buy it! What a Fence Fucker!

by Dynastyking79 January 17, 2012

Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

by Comrade Plasternasty July 6, 2012

meanie fucker

A person who fucks meanies.

Scylvia is a meanie fucker.

by ibesomebs November 25, 2013