He's a nun fucker.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
You know what you did child fucker!
by credit unkown April 29, 2021
When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u February 15, 2018
Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
by itslilred September 07, 2021
An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
by iBurnInvitationEdges August 24, 2022
A dere type that likes to fuck. Fuckeres are usually yanderes that love to fuck. Whether they're fucking or being fucked, it all sounds good to them.
by TaeTae with a dog hat March 23, 2020
A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 03, 2023