horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Emotional support duck

An inside joke that you make with someone that you really care about

Hey, I’m now your emotional support duck.

Ok

by Idek anymore tbh November 12, 2019

Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter

Wynter should eat duck cum

by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017

Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.

“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”

by Jeff1801 July 30, 2017

grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person

Hey grumpy duck why so angry?

by rachir February 20, 2017

Triple Footed Duck Fucked

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,

When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (

by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025