Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.

Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.

by ermaghernet October 23, 2012

retirement dog

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.

My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.

by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018

Dog Crip

The Greatest music group of all time, FUCK JALYN HEATER, MJN, PLEXINE AND THE BANDLAB DISCORD SERVER

Have you heard the new jackboy song? It's on the dog crip yt channel!!

by Jaxxer Nation January 30, 2022

bagging dog

when you want to kiss someone so bad because they are so sexy and hot

cj wants to kiss avery like the bagging dog

by forkoutlet November 25, 2020

bathtub dog

It's a fatass dog that looks like a fucking bathtub don't feed your dog butter it is gonna turn into a bathtub dog

Hey look at that fatass bathtub dog

by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017

split the dog

To masturbate violently

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day

by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019