David

David is smart
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David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”
Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god
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David, also known as Gayvid is closet faggot who refuses to come out of the closet. Anyone who knows him, knows he is the biggest semen guzzler and he takes it in the fudillo!
David is a faggot.
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David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!
Girl: oh your name is David right
David:how do you know this
Girl:oh your nose says enough
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A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.
"Wow David looks depressed today"
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*Another word for describing someone of Asian decent.

*David is a very popular name for a Chinese man. Its seen as good luck if you name your child david, great riches will come your way!
Me "Were are you from?"

You "I'm from china"
Me "oh so you're a david?"
by Davidsareamazing November 24, 2021
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Everything about David is his dick
The biggest dick and he is the strongest in bed

Bad man😩
by Factorize November 27, 2021
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