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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
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christian chim chim

This is a nickname for Jimin from BTS. This is his nickname when his aura turns into sexy, handsome, hot, etc. HE EVEN SAID HE WANTED THIS NICKNAME
Who needs Christian Grey when you have Christian Chim Chim.
by bts.chill June 24, 2017
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fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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christian

Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich $3.05 Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich – Combo $5.95 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.65 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich Combo $6.55 Spicy Chicken Sandwich $3.29 Spicy Chicken Sandwich – Combo $6.19 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.89 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich – Combo $6.79 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 8 Pc. $3.05 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 12 Pc. $4.45 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 8 Pc. $5.95 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 8 Pc. $3.85 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 12 Pc. $5.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 8 Pc. $6.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-n-Strips 3 Pc. $3.35 Chick-n-Strips 4 Pc. $4.39 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 3 Pc. $6.25 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 4 Pc. $7.25 Grilled Chicken Sandwich $4.39 Grilled Chicken Sandwich – Combo $7.19 Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich $5.59 Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich – Combo $8.39 Chicken Salad Sandwich $3.99
christian got hungry and goes to chick-fil-a
by iam_huncho2x November 20, 2023
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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