Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

call me so i can make it juicy for you

a booty call,to call somebody to make em' horny

call me so i can make it juicy for you

by Bone21 May 23, 2008

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit

by Hehehe🔥 June 30, 2018

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled

When someone uses you over and over again

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"

by Mary Virginia July 15, 2019

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020