May 7

The person who is born on this day (named Luca) is the most perfect person in this universe. So if there is someone you know that was born on this day named Luca make sure to say Happy Birthday and buy them the newest iPhone. Thanks

Tiana: Its May 7th that means its Luca's birthday today!!!
Kristen: OMG I forgot to buy her the iPhone 11.
Jessica: Today's her birthday? No wonder she is so PERFECT.

by llleeewww November 7, 2019

May

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.

Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!

by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019

may

girls can’t where makeup all month

it’s no makeup may girls can’t where makeup all month

by hehdyejsusgddjhd November 9, 2019

May 27

Its international Jonathans birthday today. All Jonathans are having a second birthday today unless their birthday is today.

Girl 1: Why is he so happy
Girl 2: cause its May 27 international Jonathans birthday Day today

by Jontish November 12, 2019

15 of may

Lilsammy day is for all the cute couples out there to celebrate

"Omg babe today is the 15 of may its lilsammy day!"

by Supunicorns November 19, 2019

mai yer

A girl that is very chill when you first meet but when you start to get closer with her she gets a little bit more crazy. But the more you get to know her the more you’ll wanna be around her and with her. Because she is a sweet, loving, chill, nice, beautiful, fine, cute, and outstanding girl and there’s more but it’ll just be too much. But she will be the perfect girl you always wanted because she is like an angle because that’s how amazing she is. She will be the perfect girlfriend too because she is a loyal, caring, understanding, trustworthy, and sweet girl. So the guy she is with right now is very lucky because he got a beautiful princess with him. And she loves being called princess for reason but whatever makes my princess happy I’ll do it. I love you my princess ❤️.

Mai yer is the best person in the world and makes me so happy ❤️

by Kobe123 November 25, 2019

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019